99.9% reblogs Old as balls. Science/biology grad student. No time. Lives by "liking" everything. Quiet. You probably won't see original content here. I'm too busy with benchwork!
mutual 1: I want to turn that man’s prostate into silly putty
mutual 2: here’s smth i doodled during science class lol
mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn’t know their history :]
mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming
mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god
mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car….it’s so intimate….turning him on….
mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo’s arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he’s being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities
mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday
mutual 9: “scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality” god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄
mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO
mutual 11: guys we’re not getting a new album
mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats
mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don’t even listen to…..
mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it
mutual 15: i’m going to fall into lake michigan
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You should never forget literally the best line in all of video games
Too many people in the reblogs saying this has to be fake. I need you to know this is absolutely 100% real and in the game and it’s not even the craziest thing in Metal Gear Solid 2